Dubai · UAE

Wellness, properly. tested.

Honest, long-form reviews of the biohacking and recovery tools worth your money. Written from Dubai, by one woman who's done the late-night research so you don't have to.

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— 01 / what we cover

The kit that actually. earns its place.

— biohacking & longevity

  • Oura Ring Gen 4

    Sleep + readiness wearable

    $349

  • Whoop 4.0

    For athletes who want HRV

    $239

  • Levels CGM

    Continuous glucose monitor

    $199

  • AG1 by Athletic Greens

    Daily greens, the honest take

    $99/mo

— recovery & sleep

  • Theragun Pro

    Massage gun, the standard

    $599

  • Eight Sleep Pod 4

    Cooling mattress system

    from $2,495

  • Plunge All-In

    Home cold plunge

    $4,990

  • Sun Home Luminar

    Infrared sauna

    $3,499

— 03 / about

I live in Dubai. I'm not a doctor, I'm not a sponsored athlete, I'm just a woman who got curious about whether any of this stuff actually works and then spent a few years and a few thousand dollars finding out.

Buy less. Buy better. Pin the rest.

Heads up. Some links on this site are affiliate links. If you buy through them I earn a small commission and the price you pay is identical. I only link to things I'd put in my own routine. Full disclosure here.